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True story. My friend Ali and I teamed up for two different projects. I did all the work in one subject, and he did all the work in the other. There were some occations when we'd ask the other person for some input just to pretend we were a team, and the answers were really similar to "Muhfgl". We had no friggen idea what the other one was on about, so we just kind of mumbled to pretend like we didn't just slack off. It evened out beautifully.