{"id":447,"date":"2015-01-24T18:00:44","date_gmt":"2015-01-24T18:00:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vidarholen.net\/contents\/blog\/?p=447"},"modified":"2017-10-25T18:02:06","modified_gmt":"2017-10-25T18:02:06","slug":"im-not-paranoid-youre-just-foolish","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vidarholen.net\/contents\/blog\/?p=447","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m not paranoid, you&#8217;re just foolish"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Remember this dialog from when you installed your distro?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vidarholen.net\/contents\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/thieves.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vidarholen.net\/contents\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/thieves.png\" alt=\"Fake dialog saying &quot;In the event of physical theft, grant perpetrators access to&quot; with options for &quot;My browsing history, My email and social media, My photos and documents, and similar&quot;. All boxes are checked by default.\" width=\"320\" height=\"371\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-448\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vidarholen.net\/contents\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/thieves.png 320w, https:\/\/www.vidarholen.net\/contents\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/thieves-258x300.png 258w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 320px) 85vw, 320px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Most distros have a step like this. If you don&#8217;t immediately recognize it, you might have used a different installer with different wording. For example, the graphical Ubuntu installer calls it &#8220;Encrypt the new Ubuntu installation for security&#8221;, while the text installer even more opaquely calls it &#8220;Use entire disk and set up encrypted LVM&#8221;. <\/p>\n<p>Somehow, some people have gotten it into their heads that not granting the new owner access to all your data after they steal your computer is a sign of paranoia. It&#8217;s 2015, and there actually exists people who have information based jobs and spend half their lives online, who not only think disk encryption is unnecessary but that it&#8217;s a sign you&#8217;re doing something illegal.<\/p>\n<p>I have no idea what kind of poorly written crime dramas or irrational prime ministers they get this ridiculous notion from. <\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_451\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-451\" style=\"width: 150px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vidarholen.net\/contents\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/laptoptheft.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vidarholen.net\/contents\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/laptoptheft-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"An office desk covered in broken glass after a break-in.\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" class=\"size-thumbnail wp-image-451\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-451\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">The last time my laptop was stolen from a locked office building.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Here&#8217;s a photo from 2012, when my company laptop was taken from a locked office with an alarm system.<\/p>\n<p>Was this the inevitable FBI raid I was expecting and encrypted my drive to thwart? <\/p>\n<p>Or was it a junkie stealing an office computer from a company and user who, thanks to encryption, didn&#8217;t have to worry about online accounts, design documents, or the source code for their unreleased product?<\/p>\n<p>Hundreds of thousands of computers are lost or stolen every year. I&#8217;m not paranoid for using disk encryption, you&#8217;re just foolish if you don&#8217;t. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Remember this dialog from when you installed your distro? Most distros have a step like this. If you don&#8217;t immediately recognize it, you might have used a different installer with different wording. For example, the graphical Ubuntu installer calls it &#8220;Encrypt the new Ubuntu installation for security&#8221;, while the text installer even more opaquely calls &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vidarholen.net\/contents\/blog\/?p=447\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;I&#8217;m not paranoid, you&#8217;re just foolish&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[6,22],"tags":[31,50],"class_list":["post-447","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-basic-linux","category-security","tag-encryption","tag-security-2"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vidarholen.net\/contents\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/447","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vidarholen.net\/contents\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vidarholen.net\/contents\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vidarholen.net\/contents\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vidarholen.net\/contents\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=447"}],"version-history":[{"count":23,"href":"https:\/\/www.vidarholen.net\/contents\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/447\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":703,"href":"https:\/\/www.vidarholen.net\/contents\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/447\/revisions\/703"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vidarholen.net\/contents\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=447"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vidarholen.net\/contents\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=447"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vidarholen.net\/contents\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=447"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}